Last night I dreamt I went to a school for superhero sidekicks (it was like Sky High except more British) because I a) was psychic, and b) had FREAKING JET FEET. Not boots, oh no. I HAD JETS. IN MY FEET.

Also for some reason the guy who plays Merlin was in my class, but mostly JET FEET.

I WANT THIS BOOK SO BADLY IT ACTUALLY HURTS A LITTLE.

fffff. must. exercise. self-restraint. SELF-RESTRAINT. I've spent more than enough on Amazon this month as it is.

...maybe it's cheaper on ebay.